Apparently she's on her way over?
- betsifl: hey you there
- itemforty: I am!
- betsifl: what r you up 2!
- itemforty: Chillin'!
- betsifl: so .. anywayz how r u mind if i ask ya a question?
- itemforty: I guess not, since I don't know who you are.
- betsifl: okkk do u likke a girl with a fat booty or big fake boobies ?
- itemforty: Nah
- betsifl: I have a bit of both ;)
- itemforty: Oh, well that's interesting.
- betsifl: i would like to show you
- itemforty: If I only had a dollar for every time I've heard that.
- betsifl: would you like if i did that? maybe if your lucky ill show yuh my kitten
- itemforty: I already have two cats and I'm not really fond of either of them.
- *** Auto-response from betsifl: We just sent your IM via text message. Learn more
Seriously, I need to post legitimate things on Tumblr some day.
- jairolovzthepiza: have we talked b4? im 23/female. u?
- ME: I'm a 34/Shih Tzu
- jairolovzthepiza: oh ok sry i forget sometimes.
- jairolovzthepiza: so whats up how are you today?
- ME: Well, my car broke down and I had to get to work on foot, which sucks because I'm a breed of dog weighing 4–7.25 kilograms.
- jairolovzthepiza: oh cool. hey if your not doing anything u should watch me play on my cam
- jairolovzthepiza: i can get reallllllly bad if you want me too :-X
- ME: Nah, that's alright, I have a long day of racial prejudice to look forward to and would rather focus on brushing my traditional long silky glossy coat that reaches the floor requires daily brushing to avoid tangles.
- jairolovzthepiza: :-X k. my cam is linked to this website so i dont get recorded so you will have to sign up there
- jairolovzthepiza: its fast and simple to signup and its free.
- jairolovzthepiza: hello?
- ME <AUTO-REPLY> : I'm not here right now
- jairolovzthepiza: k babe. go here [redacted] my cam will pop up for a minute but u need to signup or it will go away.
This is my only real interaction with people
- benannerx3: hey you
- Korea <AUTO-REPLY>: I'm not here right now
- Korea: Who this is?
- benannerx3: hiii u doing anything i was sooo loneIy wanted to see if you wanted to chhat????
- Korea: Ok sure, I'm just working no big deal. What do you think about Osama getting assassinated?
- benannerx3: weIII ii jusst got bacck a IiI bit ago from working out and i'm gonnna get to worrk on here now wat ya up to????
- Korea: That's weird you just came back from working out... oh wait, you were the person who took out Osama aren't you? That's amazing you consider it a "work out."
- benannerx3: cool l been doin these webcaamm shows onliine while i'm in college stilI it is reaIIIy fuun ya shouId coome join me
- Korea: You filmed the whole thing? Holy crap I wanna see that so bad!
Another failed conversation with a woman
- - SexyLady: hey
- itemforty: Hi!
- itemforty: Who this was?
- - SexyLady: so whats up how are you?
- itemforty: I'm doing great! How about yourself?
- - SexyLady: oh thats cool so whats up u doing anything?
- itemforty: Working right now! How about you?
- - SexyLady: i Just got out of the shower. kinda bored...... want to have a lil fun?
- itemforty: Nah.
- - SexyLady: have you ever watched a girl on webcam? do u want to cause im about to get on mine?
- itemforty: I don't have headphones here, which are really necessary for webcam watching because I need to be able to hear the friction in your legs.
- itemforty: Otherwise it's just.not.worth.it.
- - SexyLady: yayyyyy! k go here http://myprivateshow.net/frgh then at the Ieftish bottoooomish part of my page click acceptt lnvite
- itemforty: No, I don't think you understood me; I can't get off unless I can hear the friction between the cellulite. I'm sure you understand.
- - SexyLady: i use this site for my cam cause i don't want to be recorded! also it asks for a credit crd but its just to verify your age. it dosent cost anything.
- itemforty: Oh I'm not worried about price at all. I am actually pretty weathy because I invented press on nails.
- - SexyLady: let me know when you're done.
- itemforty: Done with what?
- - SexyLady: k
- itemforty: Are you drunk? You know how I feel about your drinking
- - SexyLady: are you in yet?
- itemforty: In what? The conversation? As far as I can tell, I'm the only one "in."
- - SexyLady: k when your on the main page search for my id "angelnery" and click view cam
- itemforty: Do you have any sisters? Are they fatter than you?
- - SexyLady: hurry babe im waiting for uuuuu
- itemforty: I can't stand impatient women. Especially if they don't weigh 200 lbs at least.
finnsblog asked: Who is your favorite adventure time character? Is it me?
watchmetakemypantsoff asked: Hey! Your blog is pretty cool. Would you mind checking mine out and tell me what you think? Thanks in advance!
I tried but the link didn’t work! Can you please send it again?
To those who noticed…
Started a new job this month that demands a lot more focus, so it’s difficult to keep up with Tumblr. Even then, I’ve had to hide a few NSFW blogs out of honest fear of termination. SO WEIRD NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT PORN AT WORK, RIGHT?
Having said all that, I’ve recently developed a flow that will allow me to multi-manage these things. Add that to my passion to make something happen this year and you should see a lot more updates from just about everywhere.
I know, I’m just as excited as you are.
As an aside, if anyone is curious, I’m looking for the following talents for some fun-tings:
- Satirists who read too many tabloids
- Hip hop beat makers
- Actors that own video equipment
- Crocodiles that aren’t afraid to love
- Anybody who can give me Conan O’Brien’s phone number
THANKS AND GAGA BLESS