Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Another failed conversation with a woman

  • - SexyLady: hey
  • itemforty: Hi!
  • itemforty: Who this was?
  • - SexyLady: so whats up how are you?
  • itemforty: I'm doing great! How about yourself?
  • - SexyLady: oh thats cool so whats up u doing anything?
  • itemforty: Working right now! How about you?
  • - SexyLady: i Just got out of the shower. kinda bored...... want to have a lil fun?
  • itemforty: Nah.
  • - SexyLady: have you ever watched a girl on webcam? do u want to cause im about to get on mine?
  • itemforty: I don't have headphones here, which are really necessary for webcam watching because I need to be able to hear the friction in your legs.
  • itemforty: Otherwise it's just.not.worth.it.
  • - SexyLady: yayyyyy! k go here http://myprivateshow.net/frgh then at the Ieftish bottoooomish part of my page click acceptt lnvite
  • itemforty: No, I don't think you understood me; I can't get off unless I can hear the friction between the cellulite. I'm sure you understand.
  • - SexyLady: i use this site for my cam cause i don't want to be recorded! also it asks for a credit crd but its just to verify your age. it dosent cost anything.
  • itemforty: Oh I'm not worried about price at all. I am actually pretty weathy because I invented press on nails.
  • - SexyLady: let me know when you're done.
  • itemforty: Done with what?
  • - SexyLady: k
  • itemforty: Are you drunk? You know how I feel about your drinking
  • - SexyLady: are you in yet?
  • itemforty: In what? The conversation? As far as I can tell, I'm the only one "in."
  • - SexyLady: k when your on the main page search for my id "angelnery" and click view cam
  • itemforty: Do you have any sisters? Are they fatter than you?
  • - SexyLady: hurry babe im waiting for uuuuu
  • itemforty: I can't stand impatient women. Especially if they don't weigh 200 lbs at least.

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