Seriously, I need to post legitimate things on Tumblr some day.
jairolovzthepiza:have we talked b4? im 23/female. u?
ME:I'm a 34/Shih Tzu
jairolovzthepiza:oh ok sry i forget sometimes.
jairolovzthepiza:so whats up how are you today?
ME:Well, my car broke down and I had to get to work on foot, which sucks because I'm a breed of dog weighing 4–7.25 kilograms.
jairolovzthepiza:oh cool. hey if your not doing anything u should watch me play on my cam
jairolovzthepiza:i can get reallllllly bad if you want me too :-X
ME:Nah, that's alright, I have a long day of racial prejudice to look forward to and would rather focus on brushing my traditional long silky glossy coat that reaches the floor requires daily brushing to avoid tangles.
jairolovzthepiza::-X k. my cam is linked to this website so i dont get recorded so you will have to sign up there
jairolovzthepiza:its fast and simple to signup and its free.
jairolovzthepiza:hello?
ME <AUTO-REPLY> :I'm not here right now
jairolovzthepiza:k babe. go here [redacted] my cam will pop up for a minute but u need to signup or it will go away.
